What Do I Do?

Then, there was the inevitable question.

"What do you do for a living?"

Stunned, Stardust Cupid waited for a moment or two,

and then he smiled ever so sweetly.

"What do I do for a living?"

"I knew that somebody was going to ask me that someday!"

"Why don't you ask me

how I knew that you were the one

who was going to ask me that?"

"Then, maybe I will tell you what I do for a living,

or maybe I won't."

"What do you do for a living?"

"Next."